Bob’s Foreign Policy…
I figure I’ll use what I have to get what I want in terms of foreign policy. I mean, cute is universally cute, right?
Month: November 2012
Bob’s environmental policy…
Believe me, this tail is about as environmental as I get. Sure I recycle and don’t litter…trying to be as conservational minded as I possibly …
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A Presidential Promise from Bob the Squirrel…
Again, he promises nothing in his presidential campaign… but if elected, there will be a whole lot of nothing… more nothing than you can every …
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More from the Bob for President campaign…
it’s not my fault I’m short. As President of the United States I promise that if I ever end up in a pocket, I won’t …
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BOB THE SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT 2012
I want to be your nest President of the United States. I’m only going to run a 24 hour campaign. Since I go to sleep …
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bad habits and the squirrel…
I have some bad habits. Okay, I’m lying… I have a BUSLOAD of bad habits. The one that is the worst (at this moment) is …
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sticks and stones, names and bones…
I never understood how sticks and stones could hurt more than words. That is utter garbage. Yes, sticks and stones can do a ton of …
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want to know?
it’s probably better to know and not need to know… than to forget and never know it to begin with. think about that for a …
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windows…
Windows are mysterious things…you never really know what they’re doing for you in a philosophical sense. Of course you know what they do structurally, they …
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keep calm…
keeping calm isn’t exactly one of my easiest traits to throw out there…
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convenience trumps logic…
Convenience will trump logic nearly every time… I’m not saying this is right. But then again, what exactly is right? We all know that we …
