Even though I spend a lot of time with myself, I still try and find ways to fool myself. I have to keep the magic magical and the tricks new and amusing. Most of the time I just spin myself around in circles while holding onto my tail and singing “Hold My Hand” by Hootie and the Blowfish. That right there usually does the trick. After a few choruses of that I’m more worried about finding my stomach than fooling myself. If you had a tail, that might be something fun to do in order to pass the time.
