making resolutions…
I like to make resolutions. One of the resolutions I have recently made was to not lie as much as I usually do. In other …
I like to make resolutions. One of the resolutions I have recently made was to not lie as much as I usually do. In other …
Wearing spandex underneath my fur allows me to walk around wearing fur all day without going crazy insane…
Yes, I’m gonna talk about the Wizard of Oz… not that Potter guy… You always have the power within yourself to be or do whatever …
Just because he has the helmet doesn’t mean he’s an astronaut… I’m on the flag… how did that happen? I guess whoever controls the pen, …
Ah, pressure… how I love thee. I don’t know even if I’d ever want to be a diamond… it might be a bit uncomfortable trying …
I don’t like to fight. Even when I need to fight, I don’t like to fight. But when one ends, another one begins… sometimes there …
I think a lot. I turn a lot of corners. The life of a squirrel consists of many twists, turns, stops, merges, yields… everything you …
You know what the main anatomy of a tickle is comprised of? 95% anticipation. That’s a lot of anticipation.
Pay no attention to that man behind the unfinished curtain… He’s just a dude who thinks that he controls everything when if fact he’s just …