Relaxing… on the inside…
I am relaxing on the inside. Outside you can tell that the curtains do not match the drapes. I’m online all the time… I’m an …
Month: February 2013
legacy of a squirrel…
You’re never too young to start thinking about your legacy… the stuff you’ll be leaving behind; both tangible and intangible. I think about the stuff …
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voluminous ignorance…
Ignorance is loud. Louder than Spinal Tap. It’s fast too. Ignorance moves at the speed of dumb. The speed of dumb is about 3 mph …
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digital memories…
I have a ton of memories. Five years from now, I hope my iPod still works. Ten years from now, I hope this flash drive …
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magic carpet christening…
We don’t get carpet in our house. A while back, Frank ripped almost all of it out and replaced it with tile. It’s easier to …
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love in a cup…
In case you haven’t gathered, I’m not entirely in love with talking too much today. There’s something in the air, it doesn’t smell or feel …
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mother of all avoidance tenets…
Avoidance should very well be an Olympic event. I know personally I can go to great lengths to avoid doing anything. The fact of the …
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recorded reality live on tape…
Doe anyone even say “on tape” anymore? Thing is, I’m not that old and I still say it. What’s up with that?
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coffee…the nectar of hyperactivity…
Coffee is an excuse. Coffee is a fuel. Coffee would blow my heart up faster than a Kardashian marriage. It may be a bit of …
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unfulfilled and the hokey pokey fallacy…
Hi, my name is Bob and I am unfulfilled. (This is where you say Hi Bob.) The Hokey Pokey is something that promises a lot, …
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backwards as a lifestyle
Maybe, I’m going backwards now and don’t even know it… When the Apollo astronauts were on their way to the moon, they had to constantly …
