Inflation has never really meant that much to me. If things need to be blown up, I get someone with way more air than me to do it. If I have to, I get real cute…that usually get them to do what I want. It’s not too often that I have to use my looks to get something… but when I need to, I take full advantage. Anything I can do to improve the economy that is my self worth I will do.
I’ve never held a job. I wouldn’t know where to put my hands anyway. I do what I can with what I have. If the numbers end up being in black instead of red, it’s a good day. If not, then I just get pens of a different color. That usually solves everything. Next time you’re in a situation like that, just throw the black and red away and pick up a purple pen. The numbers may not change, but at least they’ll be a more fun color to look at.
My name is Bob and this has been one to grow on. It was two to grow on but I had to sell one to pay this month’s site hosting fees. You know how it is.