This is a cartoonist’s rendering of Bob the Squirrel embracing his inner squirrel. This is a phenomenon that has never been caught by pen and ink.
Scientists and cartoonists alike have often hypothesized just exactly the moment would look like. Theories were postulated and re-postulated over several decades. Careers were bought, sold, destroyed and made with this moment as the center of the universe.
Finally, at 4:55 AM, Tuesday, June 18, 2013, the wait and anticipation were about to become a memory. The world would finally see what was once thought to be a myth, a legend, a folk tale if you will. Scientists whose years of study and following unleadable leads… over. We will see what embracing the inner squirrel finally looks like.
Finally. The moment….
…was a complete and total letdown. It’s just a squirrel on a stool… and not a very nice stool at that. The thing didn’t even have a padded seat.
To embrace the inner squirrel, all you really need to do is sit down and shut up. That’s how I do it.
