the butterknife and the squirrel
You can’t cut anything but butter with a butterknife. That’s the whole point of calling it a “Butter” knife… Am I the only one? — …
You can’t cut anything but butter with a butterknife. That’s the whole point of calling it a “Butter” knife… Am I the only one? — …
I don’t really do centerpiece. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t always mind being the center of ATTENTION, but a centerpiece is another story. That’s …
Yeah, so… it’s Monday… I’m emotional and I always thought that a squirrel themed amusement park ride not only would scare small children by the …
Yep. It’s that day again. Friday. The end of the work week. The beginning of the weekend. The day after Thursday. The day that’s past …
Today is SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY 2014. Please tell all your friends and enemies about this wonderful day. Granted, it isn’t a holiday that dedicates a …
SOLD! I’ll just say it… I am popular throughout the world. I see more nuts in one day than Peter Pan Peanut Butter sees in …
Sometimes you want to act out frustration, and sometimes you just need to be frustrated. You’d think there’s a fine line between the two… and …
SOLD This is for all those times that you found yourself in a situation where the only non-profane exclamation could be summed up in the …
SOLD! If I wasn’t a squirrel, I’d probably be an actor. Maybe not an actor in the conventional sense…then again, I’m not really sure what …
I’m thinking Frank might be getting back into manipulating my beautiful image into more palatable pop culture like images. Ah well, price of doing business, …