It’s that time of year again. A time when the Black Friday deals fill the joyous air with bargain flavored atmosphere. Thing of it is, the Black Friday deals started way before the day they’re named for. What the what?
Even though I am a squirrel, I like to consider myself a learned student on what it means to be human. I mean, only someone who ISN’T human could have that type of perspective, right? Is it really worth the deal to crowd yourself, shoulder to hostile shoulder into retail space with homicidal aspirations to get a dvd for $1.99? Seriously? I could understand if you were starving and you have to push and fight for a loaf of bread… to keep yourself alive. But, seriously? I am willing to roll over you for that cheap television. I will fight you to save some money.
What is wrong with you people? Ease up. The more successful this is, the earlier it will be. Christmas shopping next year will start two days before Halloween. You know I’m right.
So, Hopefully the scratches and bruises on your body aren’t that bad. Ice that bump on your head and have a turkey sandwich. The leftovers will be in the fridge earlier next year.
And, because I am a total HYPOCRITICAL SQUIRREL, be sure to check out Frank’s JINGLE BOB original art sale and the Holiday Custom Art Offer. Exorcize some of that black and blue Thursday and Friday out of your system by purchasing some original art. I guarantee it’ll make me think that much more of you. 🙂
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And be sure to check out the latest Bob the Squirrel and Squirrelosophy collections: at one point, the kid had A LOT of potential and that’s one way of doing it… along with all the other Bob the Squirrel books… if you haven’t already.
