I try all different types of beauty products. It’s almost a must with my being such an important public figure… constantly under the scrutiny of the public eye. Everyone wants to know how Bob gets his tail like that. Even if they themselves don’t have tails of their own, they still want to know. We live in a world where celebrity culture has replaced traditional culture… Why would my tail be that important? Should it be that important? I mean, it is to ME, but that’s only because it’s attached to me.
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And be sure to check out the latest Bob the Squirrel and Squirrelosophy collections: at one point, the kid had A LOT of potential and that’s one way of doing it… along with all the other Bob the Squirrel books… if you haven’t already.
