I’m exhausted.
As a squirrel, my biology allows me to perform feats of physicality unknown to humans. We can jump higher, climb faster, carry heavy things… let’s face it, if there were a squirrel Olympics, there would be sponsors falling over each other trying to get a piece of it.
But, when biology meets technology… it isn’t necessarily a party. Despite what my physiology tells me I should be able to do… I’M STILL EXHAUSTED!
Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, Google+… what the flipping flip?! Do we really need to be everywhere all the time? The answer is of course, YES. Every week a new thing I gotta have a presence on pops up. I’m a one squirrel show here…Bob gets a little beat sometimes. I’m sure in this social media frenzy, something is gonna give… there are going to be a lot of exhausted people out there… including this squirrel here.
Don’t worry about Frank, he can handle it. I’m convinced that that man is made of caffeine.
Admit it, you’re a little tired too. We’re a society that needs to be connected… all. the. time. Whatever happened to some alone time? Didn’t alone time once mean someone being alone? Now, alone time is accompanied by a mobile device to keep on top of your Facebook like count. I love it… but doggone it, a squirrel gets tired. A squirrel gets tired.
